Rat terriers: pretty straightforward. Sheepdog, likewise. Corgi, a little vaguer, but their legs put them out of the way of cow kicks.
Bulldogs were bred to attract negative energy. French bulldogs were specifically selected to act as lightning rods for demonic possession.
There have been no cases of legitimate demonic possession of a human being within three miles of a French bulldog since the breed was first distinguished in the 1800s. Theories about this abound, but the most common is that the batlike ears attract demonic emanations before they can settle elsewhere.
There seems to be no limit to the number of spirits that can inhabit a single French bulldog; the effect persists even when as many as nine have been discovered within a single animal.
Why this should be the case—and the fact that none of this seems to affect their behavior in one fashion or the other—will be obvious to owners of the grinning gremlins.
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